Day 5

That stinking little goblin didn’t know when to keep his mouth shut. After we got back from the desert, where we found the dragon again and gave him his ale (he said he owes us a favor and to call on him when we are in need. I’m gonna get to ride hime!!), we went to get Crazy Ivan his money from the goblin banker. We tried to be reasonable, but he just wouldn’t hand over the money. Long story short, we had to kill him and his body guard. However, we couldn’t kill him before he called a bunch of guards over.

I’d like to say that’s the first time I’ve ever been run out of town by an angry mob, but that’s just not the case. Some people get all up in arms when you don’t pay the mafia back the 10,000 gold you borrowed from them, even though you already spent it. I mean, the money is gone, what else am I supposed to do? Get more money to pay you back some how? These people, no sense of ownership, I tell you. Anywho, we got on the ship and Ivan Gunned it. I gave him his pouch with all the money in it. And apparently he even wanted the deed to his ship. I was just gonna hold on to it for him.

Well, long story short, after a raging storm we were boarded by pirates. Actually, now that I think about it, we boarded them. Not a single one got to our ship. But I think Ivan’s catapult is broken. I couldn’t hit anything with it. Anyway, we’ve spotted land a ways off. Ivan said we should get there in a day or so, and to get ready. But ready for what?