TomTom

The most intimidating warforged known to man.

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Who’s the big metal hunk o’ dick
that’s a sex machine to all the chicks?
TomTom
Ya damn right!

Who’s the guy that would steal your kidney
just to put you in a bathtub full of ice and watch you die?
TomTom!
Can you dig it?

Who’s the warforged that won’t break down
when there’s danger all around?
TomTom!
Right on.

They say this cat TomTom is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I’m talkin’ ’bout TomTom.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He’s a complicated man
But no one understands him…
TomTom

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