Friends of Justice and the Eternal Struggle for Goodly Goodness!
The most intimidating warforged known to man.
Who’s the big metal hunk o’ dick
that’s a sex machine to all the chicks?
Ya damn right!
Who’s the guy that would steal your kidney
just to put you in a bathtub full of ice and watch you die?
Can you dig it?
Who’s the warforged that won’t break down
when there’s danger all around?
They say this cat TomTom is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I’m talkin’ ’bout TomTom.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
He’s a complicated man
But no one understands him…